I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.
HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES
this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed
For my author and editor friends…
Oh, god, we really need more illustrations of bad quotes.
Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Seller: I dont understand
Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain
those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.
He’s so proud of himself.
“We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter, i wonder who it’s from!”
my heart just melted
This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco
i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg
No it’s Halloween
This is amazing
how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you
- garbage cans
- dog shit
- asshole people
- those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what